NMS Newsletter - SPECIAL EDITION!
April 1, 2025
by Olivia
Why is Bill Nye the Science Guy landing on Mars?
Breaking news, Bill Nye the Science Guy just landed on Mars. After the long wait time, Bill Nye the Science Guy has finally landed on Mars with his Bob Seven Spaceship. It has taken 1796 days and it is a miracle he made it. Along with Bill Nye the Science Guy are 17 baby penguins, four hippopotamuses and 96 diamonds as well as 6642 roses. He took off from NASA Space Center on April 1, of some year. Once he had made it to the moon, he decided on making schools on Mars. He plans to teach aliens English, Spanish Latin, Greek, Portuguese, Hawaiian, Polish, Romanian, German, French, Slovakian, Swahili and algebra nine. Since this big achievement has come true, we plan to start schools and habitats on every planet so starting tomorrow we will be having a different celebrity fly to a different planet and start schools. The schedule is listed below:
Swift Taylor-Neptune
Billy Eyelash-Saturn
Ariana Venti-Jupiter
Ted ed Sheron-Venus
Noah Karen -Mercury
Sabrina rug-Sun
Aries (March 21 - April 19)✧ I don’t really know what to write so you don’t get one this week.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) ✧ Are you shrinking?
Gemini (May 21 - June 21)✧ The funniest thing about this horoscope is that by the time you realize it doesn't actually say anything you're done reading it.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) ✧ April fools day will be your lucky day - and that's no joke.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22) ✧ It's hard to say. This week will be whatever you make it.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) ✧ You are a Virgo. Enough said.
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23) ✧ You're all about balance, which is hard to find when people are playing practical jokes all around you.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21) ✧ Hello
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21) ✧ please crack the code: @006 @048” &99”# $@6
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) ✧ When it ends is when to start.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) ✧ Life is good. Be smart. Be kind. Work Hard.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20) ✧ Probably should have a horoscope here, but because it's our April Fools edition there isn't one. Tune in next week.
April Fools Day Fun Facts
1. It is celebrated on April 1 every year.
2. It is celebrated around the world.
3. Tradition states that the jokes need to stop at 12pm on April 1.
4. In France, they have a tradition where they stick a paper fish on people''s backs and call it "Poisson d'Avril" which translates to "April Fish".
5. The first April Fools day dates back to 1852.
6. The Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), right here in Boston, is famous for the April Fools Day pranks that students play on campus.
