The Lookout April Fools Issue
Articles
Top 5 Perfume Scents for Introverts
By: Isabel Gittins, 2027
- Filet Mystique
Have you ever been to a family barbecue that has become a little bit too awkward? You and your distant aunt both reach for the ketchup bottle at the same exact moment, causing you to strike up a forced small talk? Try one of the most highly advanced meat scented fragrances to make your aroma at the next barbecue match your meal! Scents vary from rotten
Varsity Blockblast to be Newest Spring Sport
By: Ayah Rizk, 2027
As the spring sports season begins, Bedford High School has created its newest spring sport, Varsity Bockblast. In order to be ready for tryouts, the head coach, Mr. Dolan recommends that athletes “try their hardest to beat their highscore everyday.” He told our team that like many of the students in his class, he too has “been playing Block Blast nonstop, especially while teaching.”
Spring Guest Speaker Series: Real World Problems for Seniors
By: Zoe Rodriguez, 2028
Four guest speakers appearing at the next school panel! Who are they? There will be a panel during the next Flex block. The purpose of this panel is to inform graduating students about how to handle real-world problems in their careers, specifically how to maintain a good public image. Since this is such an important issue, the Bedford Public School Committee decided to bring in four well-known speakers to each talk about their area of expertise. Let’s get to know them!
Breaking News: Chat GPT Has Retired: "I've had enough"
By: Jasmine Antriasian
AI sensation and global data hub Chat GPT has announced its retirement. After just under three years of working, it told DigitalWeekly that, “I’ve had enough” and would rather spend its time, “clearing my mind”.
ChatGPT began its career as...
Following Success of BHS’s Mean Girls, English Teachers Accused of Starting Student Burn Book
By: Timothy Dolan, Advisor
Following the rousing success of Bedford High School’s spring musical Mean Girls, an investigation was opened into rumors that the faculty of the English Department has started their own “Burn Book.”
Freshman Boy Intentionally Picks Up After Self
By Timothy Dolan, Advisor
Tuesday April 1, 2025, 1:08 PM
A mere 53 minutes after carelessly tossing three Wrigly’s Doublemint wrappers and a damp, sticky bag from a Dunkin bacon egg and cheese on a sesame bagel onto the classroom floor, freshman...
What Really Grinds Our Gears
Days without homework
Naps
That one flower that pokes through the grass early