E.T. AND THE GOYAS

One day Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt come to Spain because they are nominated to the Goyas. Their last movie "FURY" is very popular in the world. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are very happy to come to Spain.
-Brad, run, the plane takes off in 5 minutes.
-Okay, I go, I finish now.
They are in the plane and the pilot says:
-We land in 10 seconds
-9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!!!!!
They are in Spain and the first thing that they do is to go to the hotel. When Angelina Jolie and Brat Pitt are in the hotel the director of the GOYAS phone them.
-Where are you?. Please come here soon or you will be late.

They both win a goya. One for the best action movie and one for the best actress.
When they are in the limousine, an alien takes Brad Pitt to its spaceship.
Angelina Jolie is very brave and she goes into the spaceship and talks with the alien.

-Please have my pearl earrings and my gold heels, -says Angelina.
-No, I prefer Brad's Goya, -says the alien.
-OK, -she says.
Angelina has an idea.
-Have my pearl earrings, my gold heels and my goya.
-OK, - says the alien.
The alien frees Brad Pitt and he is very happy.
-Where is your Goya? - Brad asks.
-The alien has it but we are happy together.
- I love you!
And they live happily ever after.